Resisting the urge to feel like i had seen into my future i got to thinking...
Now there is no excuse for having this haircut. Ever. But its EVERYWHERE. Delusional parents drag their young male children to the hairdressers as young as 3 and are actually REQUESTING this. What hairdresser would DO that, unless they do it themselves at home in their caravans or whatever (which usually involves taking copious amounts of P and 1. Craft knife 2. More P).
But adults, of reasonably sound mind are getting this haircut. Which brings me to my point (yes there is one).
Why do they think it looks good? When? Who? Why do they how? and what? Also, How do they describe this haircut to the hairdresser? "Oh yeah just like, make me look like my child got to me with the scissors in the night on top, aaaaaand leave the rest hanging out the back because my cousin likes something to hold on to when hes ramming me"
UNLESS theyre part of a secret cult, because all around the world people are getting this cut and they cant all be from the same hairdresser. Maybe they have secret websites where you can print off the picture to take in. Or a special flash program on the website that allows you to adjust length and even superimpose piercings, tooth decay and domestic abuse scars. But this is all assuming that people who would get the mullet know how to use a computer, or a toilet. I thought about this so hard on the way home from the bay today that the only conversation i could muster was about the reflector posts on the side of the road and how it would've sucked to have put all of them in. Damn you mullets.
