It makes me furious when I see guys that are so ugly because they dont try, not like no hopers but dudes that could BE something. Why am I wasting my bandwidth on looking at pictures of you? You lure me in with well positioned camera angles and clever editing and then when i get to your My Photo's section its like oh, you have shit hair, and moobs and all your pictures are of you with all your hot friends, ones who's myspace I should be on.
But whats this, oh youre funny? Great. Of course you are. You've developed a sense of humor to cope with the constant agony of being born with eyes that dont match in size OR width and a tiny mouth.
I dont ask for much, all I ask is that when I want to look at hot guys I am allowed to, instead of pages and pages of HORRIBLE HORRIBLE pictures of guys that looked like if you touched them they'd be sticky or bits would come off.
Example?
And Its not just limited to Myspace. I go into town and everyones GROSS. The last person I was attracted to that I met in a real life situation was the blonde that dealt with me at WINZ. And goddamn she was hot. Maybe next time I'll deal with her. Right in the tits. Ok, so, Maybe im being a bit harsh. There WAS one guy last time I went clubbing that was pretty nice after 8 bourbons but then he leaned over to offer me his lighter and some of his chips, then as he leaned, his fat spilled from the top of his pants like a rubbery waterfall and I realised he was being nice to me and all he wanted was to ride my hooha because he was too gross to approach anyone else and it grossed me out because he was underestimating my intelligence by thinking I wouldnt know exactly what he was doing.
Is it really that hard to take some pride in your physical appearance? I mean. Fuck. You all moan about how no one will love you but jesus. Fuck.
Now, I realize im a fucking bitch. But I dont actually give a fuck because you all know you're thinking it and you're all just as judgmental as I am.
No doggggggggss allooowwweedddd.
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